Are you really surprised?

Okay, so everyone is talking about Ricky Martin and how he just came out as being gay. Am I the only one on Earth who already thought he came out? That would be equivalent to Prince coming out as gay, or every member from Queen, or Elton John, or CLAY AIKEN!! I'm not really sure about the straight men everyone else is familiar with, but the ones I know don't go around talking about shaking their "bon bon" and wearing tight leather pants and shiny shirts! I guess he could kind of get away with it as a flamboyant Latino, but even that has a limit! I'm not saying its a big deal that he's gay, I'm just saying that everyone should stop turning it into one! Bu,t now that it's official, I'll keep my eyes pealed for the In-Touch Weekly interview with him which will have him posing on the cover with a big title that says "I'm Gay!" just like Lance Bass, Ellen, Clay Aiken and every other gay celeb that has come out! You'd think they could come up with a catchier title then that, like: "Livin La Vida Homo" or something like that. Lance's could have been "Taking it in the Bass", ya know something clever!.....maybe I should work for In-Touch as a title writer. I think if I ever become a celebrity I will insist on doing an interview about my straightness, because I like to talk about myself and a "coming out" story about a straight person has yet to happen....I WILL BE THE FIRST!! I'll talk about the struggles of liking guys who are 90% douche bags, and how great it is to have someone buy your drinks at bars or pay for dinner! I'll reveal that getting married isn't really that great and planning weddings suck ass! Being straight is hard...thats what she said

I'm not putting a title!!!!!

Why is it that every time someone sees a hitch hiker they all think the same exact thing: "Ha! Good luck with that!" or "Pff, yeah right!". Sure it's dangerous to pick up a hitch hiker, but is it not the same amount of dangerous to BE a hitch hiker? Most hitch hikers have a bad rap for being dangerous killers which is totally not true...except for the ones who are. I think a great premise for a comedic movie would be about a murderous hitch hiker who is picked up by a serial killer! Then they can go on a series of hilarious hi-jinks to see who can kill the other one first! Of course in the end they don't kill each other because they become best friends, and the movie fades to black as they high-five while walking along a beach with a sunset in the background (it might also be a slightly gay romance story) Basically what I'm trying to say is, don't pick up strangers that are walking along the road unless you are the one who plans on doing some killing...otherwise it's just too dangerous!